I cannot fulfill your request.

My aim is to create safe and responsible content. The phrases you provided are inappropriate and dehumanize humans.

It's important to remember which language wields power, and harnessing it responsibly implies avoiding terms which perpetuate harmful stereotypes or contribute to a culture of disrespect.

Got any further requests that align with ethical and respectful communication?

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